We start this week deciding if shark tank products are worth spending our money on or if we should just buy another round of drinks at the bar instead. We then snowball into all the awful things people do that incite us to drink. Such as, people with babies at theaters… LATE AT NIGHT. We're not being dramatic. It was 11:30 pm. People who invented human shock collars and then of course, the people that actually use them. A therapist who thinks sexual assault and diets are equally awful. And finally, whoever thought those stupid cloth hand dryers were sanitary. Not so shockingly, that's not even all the things we have to complain about this week. Timestamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer:

• 2:00-19:49 - Shark Tank

Pregame Pet Peeves:

• 19:49 - Lion King
• 25:38 - Babies in theaters late at night
• 27:40 - Dogs
• 34:08 - Ads on Instagram
• 36:20 - Us as high school students
• 38:49 - Therapist at St. Olaf
• 43:16 - Actually believing I'm right
• 46:32 - Horizontally laid paper towels

Lets just start this week off by saying mannequins are the worst creation of all time. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a sociopath. 'Speaking of mannequins', sex dolls also come up this week and if you agreed that mannequins are f***ing awful, just wait until you hear what we have to say about the dolls! We also touch on small town coffee shops and their old schools methods, terrible phrases and why trying to find more than one eScooter causes us to drink. Timestamps below for sidebar nation.

Shower Beer:

• 4:39-16:13 - This or That

Pregame Pet Peeves:

• 16:14 - Mannequins
• 22:44 - Pudding Boobs
• 29:14 - Small town coffee shop
• 34:22 - eScooters
• 40:12 - The Geist boys 

It's officially summer and that means cabin season is upon us, which subsequently means we have all of the nature pet peeves. If you enjoy the outdoors (and rodents) you can skip this episode because we have nothing nice to say about nature this week. Basically, all ticks need to die, mosquitos need to not touch us and mice need to be more afraid of humans and back the f*** off. We also realize that no matter how sweet little kids seem, they might be better fighters than half of the people who participate in MMA. Holler at us with any text or amazon spam you've gotten because we think its hilarious, 'I give u my word. Trust me please.' Timestamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer

• 2:43-14:48 - Hangover remedies: helpful or hurtful

Pregame Pet Peeves

• 14:48 - Rodents in the cabin
• 31:34 - Mourning the loss of childhood, a hurt back and the saturation of DONE.
• 40:46 - Getting Spam texts
• 46:13 - Breatharian
• 48:25 - Spammed on Amazon

Our favorite PA, Isaac Waalen, is on this weeks episode to tell us what health trends are worth your time and what ones are pyramid schemes by instagram influencers. Things get real when we start tearing up this weeks pet peeves! Let us sum it up for you: Never tell a busy person, they aren't that busy. Maybe don't send a 'wish you were here' text to someone living across the country and very clearly cannot attend your party. And last but not least, don't let video games be the reason you're late to an event. Timestamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer

• 9:09-22:00 - Legit or Pyramid Scheme

Sorry for partying

• 30:55-31:55 - Sir Ian McKellen
• 1:07:55 - Spotify

Pregame Pet Peeves

• 22:00 - I'm too busy
• 31:55 - Ice Cold Beverages
• 38:36 - DMV & New tabs
• 41:20 - Video games
• 48:06 - Wish you were here texts
• 52:52 - Stupid things I can't stop doing

This weeks episode is all about people not following social norms and how they make everyone they come in contact with uncomfortable. You're over the age of 21 and sober mouth kissing your date in the middle of a restaurant? No, no, no. That's not ok. Know what else isn't ok? Writing a Facebook post for your 17 friends to see in an attempt to  draw attention to yourself for something incredibly unimportant. Let us help you out, no one cares. We spill some tea on our favorite real housewives characters and touch on why Canadian pronunciations are the worst and the best thing ever. Time stamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer

• 1:56-14:06 - Who's older?

Pregame Pet Peeves

• 14:03 - Real Housewives Gossip
• 21:45 - Longest week ever
• 26:55 - Regina, Canada
• 30:40 - Open mouth kissing in public
• 38:44 - Unimportant Facebook posts

It's pride month, so you better believe we have a pride themed shower beer! Get your cocktails ready to drink along! We also recently celebrated our college 5 year reunion and dive into some of our all time college pet peeves. If you've ever come to know the dangers of playing catch up, attempted to find parking at the U of M or found yourself making out with someone you really wish you never crossed paths with, this episode will bring back a flood of memories we hope to never have to relive. Time stamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer

• 2:22-10:37 - Steak joint or gay bar

Pregame Pet Peeves

• 10:37 - Playing catch up
• 22:18 - Parking at the U of M
• 31:45 - Repeating Music Video
• 47:31 - Richie Simms

Last week we informed you of the ideal date timeline. This week we tell you how to avoid getting catfished by hot dudes in backwards hats. (Hear us out on this one. It will make sense, we promise.) So yeah, we basically give better dating advice than Chris Harrison. After we dole out the dating realness, we jump to more gender reveal pet peeves which can be summed up as, 'if you can't figure out how to open a box, should you really be pro-creating?'. Time stamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer

• 1:40-18:12 - Botched or not

Pregame Pet Peeves

• 18:20 - Rex ate Wills ID
• 25:30 - Catfishes by backwards hats
• 30:06 - Gender Reveals
• 36:38 - Dyed facial hair

Can we just say, what the f*** happened on game of thrones? We pass up a shower beer game to discuss what went wrong in the series finale. We share all the spoilers so skip ahead if you're one of the few people who doesn't care or hasn't watched yet! Our weekly pet peeves can be summarized by, 'what's wrong with people?' Basically, if you don't pick up your dogs poop, don't wear a sports bra to the gym or think having sex on a full stomach is a good idea, we have some earth shattering news for you on this weeks shall we pray. Time stamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer

• 1:58-16:36 - What the f*** happened on GOT

Pregame Pet Peeves

•17:20 - Working twice as hard for half the credit

• 29:08 - Halter top workout shirt
• 34:50 - Winery & dog shit
• 33:36 - Eating before sex

This weeks episode is about Molly and Michael giving zero fu**s about everything.

Oh, you don't approve of my complete diversion to someone, so you decided to scold me via DMs? Hmm. Don't care.

Whoa, you hit a raccoon while trying to deliver a papa johns pizza?!? I don't care.

You have eight brain cells left and forgot how two lane roads work?? Ok, we actually do care. You're going to kill someone. Go f*** yourself.

Timestamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer

• 1:35 - Hot or not

Pregame Pet Peeves

• 16:40 - Scolded in insta DMs
• 27:27 - I just hit a raccoon!
• 34:28 - Yelling out car windows
• 37:33 - Future dad driving
• 41:12 - One bad toilet
• 46:12 - The first urinal stall
• 50:11 - Carpeted bathrooms & haunted house

We have a kick a** guest this week, David Geist, to help ignite some new perspectives on things that have always been true, but people don't realize or like to admit readily. For instance, the amount of time it takes to prep for an event shouldn't take longer than the event itself. A wedding should never have huge time gaps between the reception and the rehearsal, (but it should always have an open bar). Being overly cautious can be just as detrimental as being careless. And finally, Ikea furniture does have an age limit. Timestamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer

• 2:50 - Chic or Shit

Pregame Pet Peeves

• 14:58 - Moving, buying furniture, painting
• 21:34 - Preparation for an event or task
• 27:12 - No open bars
• 30:30 - Downtime
• 37:11 - Basic Weddings
• 40:48 - Overly Cautious Drivers
• 43:42 - Uber Drivers
• 57:44 - Unprofessional people in professional settings