Lets just start this week off by saying mannequins are the worst creation of all time. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a sociopath. 'Speaking of mannequins', sex dolls also come up this week and if you agreed that mannequins are f***ing awful, just wait until you hear what we have to say about the dolls! We also touch on small town coffee shops and their old schools methods, terrible phrases and why trying to find more than one eScooter causes us to drink.

It’s officially summer and that means cabin season is upon us, which subsequently means we have all of the nature pet peeves. Basically, all ticks need to die, mosquitos need to not touch us and mice need to be more afraid of humans and back the f*** off. We also realize that no matter how sweet little kids seem, they might be better fighters than half of the people who participate in MMA.

Our favorite PA, Isaac Waalen, is on this weeks episode to tell us what health trends are worth your time and what ones are pyramid schemes by instagram influencers. Things get real when we start tearing up this weeks pet peeves! Never tell a busy person, they aren’t that busy. Maybe don’t send a ‘wish you were here’ text to someone living across the country and very clearly cannot attend your party. And last but not least, don’t let video games be the reason you’re late to an event.

This weeks episode is all about people not following social norms and how they make everyone they come in contact with uncomfortable. You’re over the age of 21 and sober mouth kissing your date in the middle of a restaurant? No, no, no. That’s not ok. Know what else isn’t ok? Writing a Facebook post for your 17 friends to see in an attempt to  draw attention to yourself for something incredibly unimportant. Let us help you out, no one cares.

It’s pride month, so you better believe we have a pride themed shower beer! Get your cocktails ready to drink along! We also recently celebrated our college 5 year reunion and dive into some of our all time college pet peeves. If you’ve ever come to know the dangers of playing catch up, attempted to find parking at the U of M or found yourself making out with someone you really wish you never crossed paths with, this episode will bring back a flood of memories we hope to never have to relive.

Last week we informed you of the ideal date timeline. This week we tell you how to avoid getting catfished by hot dudes in backwards hats. (Hear us out on this one. It will make sense, we promise.) So yeah, we basically give better dating advice than Chris Harrison. After we dole out the dating realness, we jump to more gender reveal pet peeves which can be summed up as, ‘if you can’t figure out how to open a box, should you really be pro-creating?’.

Can we just say, what the f*** happened on game of thrones? We pass up a shower beer game to discuss what went wrong in the series finale. Our weekly pet peeves can be summarized by, ‘what’s wrong with people?’ Basically, if you don’t pick up your dogs poop, don’t wear a sports bra to the gym or think having sex on a full stomach is a good idea, we have some earth shattering news for you on this weeks shall we pray.

This weeks episode is about Molly and Michael giving zero fu**s about everything.

Oh, you don't approve of my complete diversion to someone, so you decided to scold me via DMs? Hmm. Don't care.

Whoa, you hit a raccoon while trying to deliver a papa johns pizza?!? I don't care.

You have eight brain cells left and forgot how two lane roads work?? Ok, we actually do care. You're going to kill someone. Go f*** yourself.

We have a kick a** guest this week, David Geist, to help ignite some new perspectives on things that have always been true, but people don’t realize or like to admit readily. For instance, the amount of time it takes to prep for an event shouldn’t take longer than the event itself. A wedding should never have huge time gaps between the reception and the rehearsal, (but it should always have an open bar). And finally, being overly cautious can be just as detrimental as being careless.

This week we’re here to spill all the tea and fill you in on America’s biggest secret, which is, ‘Charleston really isn’t all that great’. That being said, we’re totally going to plan a trip there to gawk at all the human garbage. Don’t worry though if you’re a Charleston fan, we have other pet peeves for you this ep! Tune in to find out!