We start this week deciding if shark tank products are worth spending our money on or if we should just buy another round of drinks at the bar instead. We then snowball into all the awful things people do that incite us to drink. Such as, people with babies at theaters… LATE AT NIGHT. We're not being dramatic. It was 11:30 pm. People who invented human shock collars and then of course, the people that actually use them. A therapist who thinks sexual assault and diets are equally awful. And finally, whoever thought those stupid cloth hand dryers were sanitary. Not so shockingly, that's not even all the things we have to complain about this week. Timestamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer:

• 2:00-19:49 - Shark Tank

Pregame Pet Peeves:

• 19:49 - Lion King
• 25:38 - Babies in theaters late at night
• 27:40 - Dogs
• 34:08 - Ads on Instagram
• 36:20 - Us as high school students
• 38:49 - Therapist at St. Olaf
• 43:16 - Actually believing I'm right
• 46:32 - Horizontally laid paper towels