We're back, back, back, back, back again with our first officially pre-gamed episode! Sidebar nation is in full force and this weeks biggest pet peeve is Molly's absurd church wine mixed drink.

You'll also be introduced to our favorite vodka, Nikolai. (You need to trust us. This vodka is so fetch.) Why mouth breathing and braces aren't sexy, yet foot jobs somehow are a thing. You'll also hear our thoughts on different relationship styles and why some are more annoying than others.

We're back in episode two to take you along on a journey involving a deceitful pharmacist, a number of laxatives and one very long train ride to Poopsala. Err, Uppsala. Our mistake.

We touch on the irrational and yet, terrifying idea of getting murdered by someone carrying a ladder. (Yes, you read that right.) Why commercials in the midwest are truly the worst and how sometimes you just need to tell a stranger to, 'BACK UP'.

Molly and Michael welcome you to our first episode of the pod!  In order to truly understand why we are low-key alcoholics, you need to understand who we are.  In this first episode, take a walk through memory lane with us as we unearth our first few minor grievances.  From allergies that spread your eyes a part to 'the man' keeping offices too cold to function, nothing is safe from our drunken wrath. 

Also, yes we know the audio sucks.  We fixed it for Episode 2.  Hang in there.