Have you ever tried to get around Denver? Spoilers everything is somehow 20 minutes away. No matter how seemingly close or far away, it will take the full 20 minutes to commute. Now, if you thought trying to commute in Denver was a pain, wait until you hear about the struggle that occurs when attempting to catch the LifeTime shuttle. If you know who drives that thing around, help hook us up because clearly nothing attempted thus far has worked out. Timestamps below for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer:

• 11:30-25:21 - Fuck, Marry, Kill

Pregame Pet Peeves:

• 25:11 - Rugs on carpet and nursery decorations
• 33:54 - Lifetime Shuttle and women flirting with their trainers
• 40:45 - Everything in Denver is 20 minutes away
• 42:13 - Things are more dramatic when you're drinking