Must be nice to go on vacation, PATRICK. (But seriously, thanks for bringing your mic. Clayton did not have a backup plan.)

This is the story of Mary and the Mysterious Men of Rockwood Mansion. Come for the ghosts, stay for Hot Doug moves on Patrick's wife, one, two, three, etc., but you have to deal with the Amish, the appearance does not scream lilac, rich white people names, the Robert Stack School for Paranormal Nonsense, most powerful dog ghost, could just be a blues musician.

Sources:

• https://dehistory.pastperfectonline.com/byperson?keyword=Shipley%2C%20Joseph
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockwood_Museum_and_Park
• https://delawaretoday.com/life-style/rockwood-mansion-wilmington/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ha-ha