We've been off for a few weeks, so what better time to catch up on all the news that's been piling up. Join us as we discuss Portland's reallocation of police funds, NASA's design for "Pulse," how to dodge sonic weapons, Oregon legalizes mushrooms for medicinal use, Exploding Whale Memorial Park, Segway rides into the sunset, Vancouver's Old Apple Tree dies, the worst drivers in America, and a topless woman and her norks save the day. Enjoy!