Howdy doody pecker heads!  Welcome to another super duper important podcast!  We answer all of life's biggest mysteries.  Why would someone want you to ejaculate on their windows?  Who showed their dong at a local Petsmart?  Why is Chris obsessed with his friend's giant schlong after all these years?   What kind of doctor acts shocked over the size of a kid's unit?  If you haven't noticed yet, there's a whole lot of penis talk this week for whatever reason.  We talk about other things too but get ready for a butt-load of conversation about the ol' bald headed yogurt slinger.  Don't say I didn't warn you.