Happy 2025 Dorks!  We welcome in the New Year by having a great conversation that accomplishes nothing and yet saves the world at the same time.  Why are ladies calling Chris "Daddy Long Crack" on the streets?  Who won 2024's Celebrity Death Pool?  Are foreigners smarter than Americans or are corporations just greedy bastards?  Jason has a dream that he was being attacked Kendrick Lamar's non existing gang and was afraid when only the gays showed up to help him.  Chris tells us he isn't going to brag about winning the fantasy football belt but then brags and talks smack the rest of the show for everyone underestimating him.  Is Taylor really dating Dennis Rodman and actually working for North Korea?  Is THE MAN putting up more traffic signs in the hood just to harass people?  We get down to the bottom of all these questions like your fat uncle tries to get to the bottom of his belly button after Christmas dinner.  Join in!

What it be, Mussolini!  Join the fellas for a jam packed conversation about stuff!  You know you love stuff!  Jason throws his support behind a murderer.  Chris is angry about the cost of wank off toys.  Creepy Kev is getting a law in his honor.  In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that methheads burnt the bridge and not the homeless.  Luigi wasn't the only hot hit person arrested recently.  Also, does Joe Burrow like boobs?  Did Jason transport crack-cocaine across state lines?  Can Asian's get sunburnt?  Would the healthcare industry change if there was an outbreak of assassinations to CEO's?  Is butt play gay if you're alone?  We answer all these questions and look damn good in the process.   Listen or I'll give your nephew a wicked Indian burn.  

Hello Goose Peckers!  The fellas find time to get together and record another episode of life saving advice and pure garbage.  Chris finds out that Conor Mcgregor is a sexual predator.  Uber gave Jason and every other driver another unannounced pay cut.  Chris finds a new partner but she isn't into his normal butt play.  The guys find themselves driving around Cincinnati and eyeing down the homeless to figure out who the dirty bridge burner was.   Why don't they sell diet soda in the hood?   Who will win the Superbowl?  Why do people care when a flag is planted on a football field?  If you get bit by a bum do you turn into one like a vampire or zombie?  We get to the bottom of everything and if you don't listen you'll probably get molested by a warthog on Christmas Day.  

Hey there pink eye enthusiasts!  The old man and the fat man are back for another blabber fest that eventually solves all the world's problems.  Jason offers to help Donald Trump by developing a new border policy where everyone wins....well almost everyone.   Chris almost dies but just pees his pants instead.  Jason is looking to gather a posse and seek justice on whoever started the fire that ruined an important bridge.  We discuss why Dayton, Ohio is a pile of crap.  Jason gets made fun of by a bartender.  Both guys have a hero of the week, one which is making the world a better place with spray paint and the other with cocaine.  We talk about some other stuff too but I kind of have to doo doo so enjoy your day!  Listen or I'll teach your little sister how to dance!

Well its been a week!  Join the guys as the figure out where we go from here.  Should the Bengals fire Zac Taylor?  Is it mom's fault that women can't win the presidency?  Should all the Theys and Gays join together and storm the capital?  Why did the Dems lose everything?  Do people actually believe Trump is going to fix the economy?  Will Chris the Bull take out his newest prospective hot wife on an actual date?  Lets unite together under the Shut Up Cincinnati banner and figure this mess out!  My wife told me that she heard everything while we were recording and it was the most offensive podcast she's heard out of us yet.  Find out if she's right.   

Hey pencil pecker!  The fellas somehow managed to record two weeks in a row so listen to the stupid crap they have to say.  Bronny James makes his NBA debut and old white dudes everywhere are upset about it.  Chris gives us a review of Blue Chews.  Jason sees a dead body.  The guys pick their NBA team for the year and predict the Bengals/Eagles game.  The guys also discuss a couple of local homeless people, wonder what it would be like to look identical to Hitler, and Jason hates on the cops again.  Listen or I'll make you eat a vial of skin tags!

Hey there jolly nips!  Join us for the most reliably unreliable podcast in southern Ohio.  Chris has a new cuck opportunity but is scared the girl just won't be impressed with him after banging half the state.  Jason still can't fathom how parents lead their children to Catholicism after their sordid past.  The guys flip flop on who they think will win the election but we do know that Moreno fellow sure does hate the trans.  Jason drove around a real life troll that lived under a bridge.  The guys argue over the Menendez brothers fate but agree that the Kardashians don't really care.  Join us!  Just two handsome fellas talking about stuff and things.  Try not to get a boner! 

Welcome fellow humans!  Join us for another chat about nothing and everything all at once.  Local legend, Pete Rose, died and we discuss the different opinions you're hearing from around the city.  Why did P. Diddy need all that baby oil?  When did J.D. Vance become so damn handsome?  Did Biggie Smalls take it in the can?  Chris finds a new cuck couple and Jason is disappointed that they are "normal."  Chris swears off love in exchange for freedom.  Jason tells an old woman off in the back of his car.  We talk about other things but I'm stoned and it's early and I can't remember shit.  Just listen and leave me alone.  

Hello pumpkin butt!  Join the fellas as they solve all the world's issue.  Are the Haitians eating the cats?  Why would anyone have 50 cats to begin with?  Jason explains why seeing someone eat a goose at a park is a day enhancer.  Chris gets a complaint on his favorite swinger site. Who was at fault in the Tyreek Hill situation?  Is Shannon Sharpe trying to convince people he likes women?  Is the Bengals season is completely over after week 1?  We get to the bottom of every important topic and find reasonable ways to cure the world of all that ills it.  Join in!

Hello perky patties!  Come join us for another glorious discussion about nothing and everything at the same time.  Chris the bull has been grazing pastures looking for a new hot wife only to once again run into discolored genitalia.  Jason is still an unemployed loser that spends hours researching things just to make Chris look dumb.  Where did all the heroin go?  Why did RFK Jr. turn his back on his beliefs?  Will Ja'marr Chase play this year and why are all the older white guys mad about him not practicing?   Jason tries to catch Chris in a trick just to call him gay.  Chris is boycotting Kroger.  All that and a bag of sour stew that I stole from a bum!  Join in!