Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones come bursting in from the cold to bring you the latest instalment of Planet Porky the podcast.

Today they wrap up warm to discuss: the winter weather, why women are more convincing than men, Caitlin Moran's use of profanity, Larry King, the NRA, Melania Trump's grand exit from the White House, what Boris Johnson and Joe Biden might have discussed in their first phone call, John Lennon's writing habit, Rick Wakeman, plastic surgery denial, living in colder climes, the last widow of an American Civil War soldier, elderly relatives, the football betting scandal of the 60s, Peter Swan, Porky's Frank Leboeuf story, David Ginola, pub snacks, Guns N' Roses, looking after your birds, an increase in the cost of your wine bill, and alcohol free booze. There won't be any of that on Planet Porky! 

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