Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones may claim that time doesn't exist on Planet Porky but that doesn't mean that their latest podcast isn't due. 

Topics include: Exercising during lockdown, Pamela Anderson's latest marriage, Andrew Ridgeley, Chelsea's decision to sack Frank Lampard, Roman Abramovich, Elaine Paige's exploits on and off stage, the moral dilemma of dolphinariums and zoos, whether teachers should be prioritised for the vaccine to get kids back to school, Charlotte Cornwell vs. Nina Myskow, why it's a mistake to take on the press in a legal case, politicians trying to entertain, being forgetful at any age, Ioan Gruffudd, marital disloyalty, keeping the birds safe during the cold snap, and tidy gardens. Everything is rosy in the garden of Planet Porky of course!  

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