“Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.” - H.L. Mencken

In this episode, we’re talking all things Puritan cancel culture— oops, we meant the Salem Witch Trials. We discuss the events leading up to the infamous witch hysteria, including Puritanical pick-me’s, classic brainwashing, and some good ole demonology. Also featuring Ara bragging about her published article, Caroline's vocal tour through modern-day Salem, and the both of us spouting pure Puritan slander. Stick around at the end for our infamous bloopers.