Yet again I fixed my back

There's no way that's not creepy

It wasn't not not a fight

Cruisin for that ER visit

Instead I'm going to say thank you so much

Bless your heart for giving me that pity laugh

I'm glad the truth of my statement shone through the terrible grammar of my sentence

In no way, shape, or form does your first therapist remind me of Dirty Dancing

And fuck - ok yeah we did that too

Philosophy 102 up your own butt type of thoughts

I'm going to paint our friend over here, Dead Fish

Oh my god, Chez McDonald's!  Ooh!

Tune in next week for "oops! all disorders!"