Not all dolphins are serial rapists, but some are. We dab to SpongeBob, and talk about weird annunciations, Wheeler Walker Jr., a pit bull home invasion, sh*tty neighbors, chasing after the shot-girl, dancing with old ladies, hitting on the most beautiful woman Mary Jane's ever seen, smoking cigarettes in high school, $0.25 beer, throwing up at Jack in the Crack, inviting nurses out for drinks, cubed bread, learning how to shave, complimenting a Korean lady, cheap Asian groceries, preferring pretty lesbians, crying openly, butts vs boobs, what attracts women to men, homemade kombucha, weird YouTube channels, trypophobia, phobias in general, burned alive vs stabbed to death, the anabaptists & the Münster Rebellion, medieval torture, the honest brutality of nature, verifying one's century of birth, the rush of having kids, time & life, f*cked up family members, camping, Mexican uncles, & Mexican sleeping habits.

 

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