Anytime you can use a gator as a landmark, you know you've made some poor life decisions. And that those decisions involve Florida.

This is the story of the Ma Barker House. Come for the ghosts, stay for horse magic, Trope-a-Dope 2, tentacles like to make themselves known, C. Roy die in the street, the Ohio of the western side of Chicago, the most Florida thing ever, and Howdy Doody porn.

Sources:

• https://mabarkerhouse.org/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma_Barker
• https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/68081615/edward_george-bremer
• https://www.gatorjoesocala.com/about/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_cracker_architecture
• https://www.ocala.com/story/news/local/2019/02/24/ocala-paranormal-group-investigates-ma-barker-house/5849048007/