Hello taint touchers!  Join us this week as we solve all the world's problems.  Chris tries a new butt toy.  Jason warns guys to stop wearing sandals unless they want to die alone.  No one likes tipping on take out orders.  Where did the stripper put a man's dentures?  How can you buy meth and heroin in Canada from a mobile truck?  Why do people that can't handle their alcohol pretend like they got drugged to make up for their horrible behavior?  We talked about other stuff too but it's a secret unless you listen so tune in, buttercup!