Hey fatty!  Stop pretending you can see your dong and tune into this week's show!  Whoopi joins the fellas this week to hit on all the hot news of the week.  Jason hates Whoopi's shirt.  Chris gets mad dogged after staring hard at a dude's girlfriend.  Jason asks his wife if she's shopping in the fatty section and a grumpy looking plump lady gets angry at him.  Whoopi tells us that she's going to get all the D now that she's swimming.  The Hairy guy is eating 6 pounds of spaghetti a day because he's an idiot.  Mr. Bert stops by to review a few movies and tell us about his uncle's spitting serpent.  All that and Chris is still old.   Listen up!