Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones welcome you back to Planet Porky for another exciting instalment of the farthest reaching podcast in the galaxy.

They discuss: the Beatles' real tax man, John Travolta, the difficult reopening of nightclubs, flow testing, Princess Anne, Meghan and Harry (and why it's that way round), retirement plans, dying young, why we have bothered sending a probe to Mars, ironing tea towels, Kirstie Allsopp, vacuum cleaners, the Downing Street dog, handbags, Village Hall dances, Jilly Cooper, Porky's good deed, Jodie Kidd's pub, the latest wokeism row, people's desire to get out in the sun, and the troubled life of Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne. Don't forget to subscribe and download!

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