Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones bring you the latest gander at Life on Planet Porky.

With topics including: Tiger Woods' car accident, Elkie Brooks, the 27 club, daffodils, sleeve tattoos, causes for heart-attacks in the young, Fleet Street drinking, Julie Walters, Melinda Messenger's dating agency, George Michael's personal life, dogging, Sir Christopher Meyer, Ed Balls, writing to your local MP, Charlie Mullins, and being forced to live in a bedsit. Naturally, there's room for everyone on Planet Porky! 

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