part one of the greatly anticipated next love line from western promises. for the second one, you will need to travel to the hidden realm of Noresporia, traversing the desert of Halgontrousmeggadon. You must answer the devious troll Gangaskhan's riddles thrice, and collect all 7 dragon balls. Only then will you be given the chance to subscribe to our patreon:patreon.com/westernpromises. (please do not click on that link until you completed the specified tasks, honor system)

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