This week, we honor Shmave’s request to watch Baby Boom, starring Diane Keaton… who is in no relation to Michael Keaton, whose last name is actually apparently Douglas, but he had to pick a stage name because somebody else already had that name. That’s what Bob says anyway, and I’m too lazy to fact check. He’s probably full of shit, but I’m not going to bother following up on this one. 

Bumbling boring baby boomers blending baby bites and rebuffing a billion bucks! Banishing your baby to a broken down bumpkin bungalow! The egregious Gerber grift! Bedless blanketless burka babe buffoonery! Bungling your bouncing baby and blasting her with bleach! Ovary-acting! Do we have female listeners? We don’t now! Ugly kids and mom graves! Fuck baby boomers! ALF and saxophones are cousins? The Tonight Show with Jimmy Phallic! Slowing down after the smooth jazz, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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