Celebrity weddings, hearty stouts, class clowns ruin it for everyone, private armies, another kickstarter rip-off, Japan rules at crazy, and Kanye West is still a total douchebag. They also discuss the future of making money on the internet.

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John Rzeznik Is Married

Jimmy Beaumont & The Skyliners

Jason's step-dad comes in at 2:46

Ten Fidy

Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout!

University Suspends Online Classes After More Than Half the Students Fail

Apple Developer site hack: Turkish security researcher claims responsibility

Apple releases status board in reaction to hacked dev portal

Monsanto Buys BLACKWATER the largest mercenary army in the world

Selfie-Loathing: Instagram is even more depressing than Facebook. Here’s why.

Awesome FREE Instagram Exporter

The Wayback Machine

The Archive Documentary

This is not a conspiracy theory

Kanye West sells $120 t-shirts: On the Emotional and Literal Value of Bravado. Seriously?

Bizarre "Bagel Head" Injections Become Latest Beauty Trend in Japan

Heard App

IFTTT App

NeverWet promo video

NeverWet, the viral "magic" spray doesn't work. At all.

Behind the scenes at a McDonald's photo shoot

Arby's meat on Snopes

Who Owns the Future? by Jaron Lanier

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