We quickly come to realize all the annoying things happen in March. Endless heckling from girl scouts to buy mediocre cookies. (No,  don't want to buy your girl scout cookies, Jessica!) There are never ending college basketball games and it's one of the few times a year we aren't blessed with that disaster tv show the Bachelor, or one of its many spin offs. You'll be hating March by the time you're done listening to this episode too. Timestamps for sidebar nation!

Shower Beer:

• 3:20 - One sentence movie summaries

Pregame Pet Peeves:

• 10:52 - ESPN Updates
• 15:24 - Girl Scouts EVERYWHERE
• 32:19 - Renaming landmarks
• 39:30 - Masculine vs Feminine stereotypes
• 47:00 - Bachelor and Bachelorette Marketing
• 59:28 - SNL