Elise and Chris reflect on their upbringings while discussing a FL Man who named his machete "Kindness". Man found with multiple syringes up his "prison wallet" that he claims aren't his, which checks out cause you don't know what's going on back there. Man throws chair in a Steak and Shake (which also happens to be the best place to spot celebrities in North FL) and then hides as a stack of tires. Finally we close on the war that no one's talking about: Aliens VS Chinese Dragons in Space. Someone get Space Force on the line.