Sunshine State Stories

Sunshine State Stories

By Chris and EliseComedy
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Sunshine State Stories episodes

  • 28. My FL Valentine

    Mom tries to teach 9 year old how to drive in out of control lesson. Aggressive squirrels harass golfers at a country club. And a man looks for love at a dollar tree. 

    14 min
  • 27. Spirit Airlines: Waffle House of the Sky

    FL Woman throws laptop at American Airlines staff in Miami, FL Couple caught scamming scanners at Walmart, FL Alligator claims FL Man's arm, and a FL Man goes to the police station to try to claim drugs from the Lost and Found. This podcast is for entertainment purposes only! We don't condone stealing... but we do have some tips.

    26 min
  • 26. The Grinch is a FL Man

    FL Woman provides better customer service than SouthWest, grinch of a FL Man hits wife with Christmas tree, FL Woman attempts to pass a sobriety field test with fancy footwork, and another FL Woman just wants to check a bizarre item off her bucket list. Elise rants about how terrible MCO is while Chris delights in his TSA precheck status.

    Have a fun FL story or possibly fan art of the show? Send it in to [email protected]. No hentai please. And if you don't know what hentai is, please don't google it.

    24 min
  • 25. Starting 2023 With a Poop to the Face

    We're back! Even though Chris and Elise took a winter break, FL Man didn't! Biden pardons a FL Man who was charged with growing cannabis at home. Wheelchair bound FL man flings a gift to the judge in court, and that isn't the worst part. Another man commits murder and gets away with it while another man has a little too much fun in the toy department at Target.

    Got a fun FL story you'd like to share? Email it to us to get it featured! [email protected]. Stay sunny Sunshiners!

    22 min
  • 24. How Do You F__ in Handcuffs???

    Welcome back Sunshiners! Hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving. This week FL Man fends off fellow inmates with an unusual tactic, another FL Couple gets arrested for getting too friendly in the back of the cop car, and one brave FL Man becomes an international hero. Remember to tips your Waffle House waitresses. Have a fun FL story to share? Email us at [email protected]

    18 min
  • 23. 1-800-Go-F*ck Yourself

    Got a fun FL story? Email it to [email protected] and get it featured here! You may get a free keychain out of it. In the meantime catch up with your favorite Floridians. FL Man punches McDonalds employee over forgetting the straw (this actually might've been Chris), wind surfer attacked by house via wind, and FL Police get a phone call to test a FL Man's meth. He just wanted to be safe! Jake if you're listening, how big is it?

    18 min
  • 22. Trapped in the Porta Potty

    Man arrested for berating children at a beach, another needs help getting out of a Porta Potty, while another gets caught stealing millions of dollars in Covid relief. If you're single sir, Elise is looking. Remember Sunshiners, if you're gonna settle a dispute, leave the flame thrower outta it.

    13 min
  • 21. FL POS Seeking FL QOS

    FL Man finds out the hard way he stole the wrong drugs. Another fails to impress a cop with his dance moves at a traffic stop and a coyote picks a fight with the wrong coffee mug wielding FL Man. Have you noticed an uptick in craigslist missed connections ads in FL lately? Cause we sure have. Stay flirty Sunshiners!

    15 min
  • 20. Beware the Herpes Monkeys

    FL Man draws a penis using a plane as his brush and the sky as his canvas. People plan to shoot at a hurricane to make it go away while the warning goes out to not engage with the monkeys in Blue Springs. Hope you're caught up cause there are several callbacks within.

    28 min
  • 19. The Panhandle Prince and the Ovulating Orange

    Chris and Elise give themselves new titles as they tackle grannies popping teeth out to scare away naked men, monkeys riding shotgun in cars, and using spaghetti sauce to light a house on fire. Remember, if you hit on a stranger, be sure not to actually hit if you don't want to start a biker brawl. This episode is not sponsored by Newman's Own, even though we love the salad dressing.

    21 min

About Sunshine State Stories

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Comedians Chris Cope and Elise Golgowski bring you wild headlines from their home state of Florida and defend the FL Man. These quick, gator-bite sized episodes are the perfect companion for your…