⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.Lawyers hate us. Our parents are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss anything but politics, but naturally it spirals into:- politics- the NFL- kids making up shit for the sake of making up shit Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧