This week, we get into Theodore Rex; a film about a cookie-loving dinosaur with a heart of gold who needs to save the world from a new ice age because his creator has fish DNA that can freeze stuff, starring Whoppi Goldberg. We wish that the previous sentence didn’t exist, but that’s the most succinct way to break this movie down. If you want to know how bad this movie is, we need to gently remind you that this movie cost over $30 million in 1990s money and saw a direct-to-video release. Truly baffling. 

Here’s the rub: 

Dinosaur detective devours desserts, discovers a dinoside, and defeats delinquent dicks! Worst Movie welcomes back world-ending genocide! T-Rex trash receptacle transport! Untamed tail tappin’ tooshies! Scalebacks! Hardbody Bob! Ninja Grids! Imagine a T-Rex with huge tits! Whoopi “the fart incarnate” Goldberg steaming herself drippy! Kane’s nevermind nuke button! Theodore’s jizz jalopy! Dead dino skank wife, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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