OHHHHHHHHH! ECKS GON GIVE IT TO YA! That’s Ecks vs Sever… as in Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever– the worst movie ever made according to Rotten Tomatoes. Seriously. 0% across 118 reviews. This movie makes no sense, and we make no sense trying to make sense of it.  What a mess!

We’re sorry. 

Confusing cluttered calamity with cop killers, cars, kidnapping, carnage, and countless kinds of chaotic crap! Channeling the Banderas Flare! Caging a kid you’re caring for! Bald guy back-alley nose break! Blaringly obvious husband car bomb buttons! Expository sound snafus! Reversey guns! The golden age of reverberated Locrian moaning! Gratuitous “Ecks”haling! Lightweight aluminum tube trampling! Riding sideways on a prison bus! Standard-issue paperclip lock picking, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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