Steph joins the babes again this week to discuss the results of their Meyers-Briggs Type Indicator tests. Turns out Steph & Ashley are twinsies, and rare af. Also, it turns out that all of them--Steph, Lauren, and Ashley--were basically defense lawyers as children. They gossip about Ashley's landlords and make up a completely ridiculous story with absolutely baseless claims, and Lauren brings a memory of an absolute RAGEfest of a restaurant customer and her embarrassing Yelp review! They discuss men who brag about nonsense, peeing themselves at work, and a recurrence of DOLL EYES. Oh! And they love men with candles! Tangents include Maine's long tradition of yard cars, the perils of cruise ships (Steph: "We're shitting on the ship."), and we revisit vanity plates. As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

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