Ever looked at a water bottle and thought… he’s definitely a gym bro with commitment issues? 💧🚩 No? Just us? Well buckle up, bestie, because in this episode, Dani & Dari are spiraling into full delulu territory and rating random things as if they were guys 😭💅 From green juice and Spotify playlists 🧃🎶 to dry shampoo and Wi-Fi (yes, Wi-Fi) 💈📱—we’re giving EVERYTHING a full personality, red flag energy, and imaginary dating history. Is this emotionally healthy? Probably not. Is it hilarious? Absolutely. 😌 We’re talking situationships with tote bags, debating whether Crocs are a walking ick, and asking the big questions like: is this thing a green flag soft boy or a manipulative situationship king? 👀💔 Expect chaos, delusion, and very passionate hot takes. So grab your iced coffee, open your Notes app, and play along—because after this episode, you’ll never look at your favorite snack the same way again 🍟🫣🎙️We hope you enjoy! Timestamps ⏰✨00:00 - Intro 00:50 - Drink of the Episode 02:02 - Rating Things as if they were Guys48:46 - Songs of the Episode49:39 - OutroAll Social Media:@owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design:Instagram: @pablomarquez8Music:Instagram: @lurvbeatz#podcast #pod #owntheplot #popculture #trending #podcastfun #podcastshow #spotifypodcast #applepodcasts #bestfriends #besties #ObsessedAndUnapologetic #podcastlife #danianddari #bingeworthy #PodcastEpisode #Delulu #HotTakes #GirlHumor #Situationships #ChaoticEnergy #TikTokHumor #MillennialHumor #GenZPodcast #FunnyPodcastMoments #RatingThingsAsGuys #UnhingedContent #InternetCulture #guys #men #man #rating #zacefron #landonorris #oppinion