Ever looked at a water bottle and thought… he’s definitely a gym bro with commitment issues? 💧🚩 No? Just us? Well buckle up, bestie, because in this episode, Dani & Dari are spiraling into full delulu territory and rating random things as if they were guys 😭💅 From green juice and Spotify playlists 🧃🎶 to dry shampoo and Wi-Fi (yes, Wi-Fi) 💈📱—we’re giving EVERYTHING a full personality, red flag energy, and imaginary dating history. Is this emotionally healthy? Probably not. Is it hilarious? Absolutely. 😌 We’re talking situationships with tote bags, debating whether Crocs are a walking ick, and asking the big questions like: is this thing a green flag soft boy or a manipulative situationship king? 👀💔 Expect chaos, delusion, and very passionate hot takes. So grab your iced coffee, open your Notes app, and play along—because after this episode, you’ll never look at your favorite snack the same way again 🍟🫣🎙️We hope you enjoy! Timestamps ⏰✨00:00 - Intro 00:50 - Drink of the Episode 02:02 - Rating Things as if they were Guys48:46 - Songs of the Episode49:39 - OutroAll Social Media:@owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design:Instagram: @pablomarquez8Music:Instagram: @lurvbeatz#podcast #pod #owntheplot #popculture #trending #podcastfun #podcastshow #spotifypodcast #applepodcasts #bestfriends #besties #ObsessedAndUnapologetic #podcastlife #danianddari #bingeworthy #PodcastEpisode #Delulu #HotTakes #GirlHumor #Situationships #ChaoticEnergy #TikTokHumor #MillennialHumor #GenZPodcast #FunnyPodcastMoments #RatingThingsAsGuys #UnhingedContent #InternetCulture #guys #men #man #rating #zacefron #landonorris #oppinion

📱Strap in, scroll deep, and prepare to judge—because this week, we’re getting *way* too emotionally invested in strangers’ drama 😤🫣 In this episode, Dani & Dari are diving into the chaotic, hilarious, and sometimes unhinged world of Reddit stories 👀💻 From wild "Am I the A**hole?" drama to stories that had us screaming “NO WAY THIS IS REAL” 😭💀—we're reading them raw and reacting with zero chill. Expect spicy hot takes, dramatic reenactments (yes, we *will* be doing voices), and opinions that might get us canceled in very niche corners of the internet 😬📣 We’re judging strangers on the internet like it’s our full-time job, unpacking toxic family lore, friendship breakups, and one story that *literally* made us consider going off-grid 🌲📵 So whether you're the nosy friend (us), the chaotic neutral (also us), or just here for the tea, this episode is your new personality 🫖👀 So grab your emotional support snack, mute your group chat, and get ready to spiral—because Reddit stories are wild, and we’re wilder 👩🏻‍⚖️😈🎙️We hope you enjoy! All Social Media:@owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design:Instagram: @pablomarquez8Music:Instagram: @lurvbeatz

✨ Ever wonder why some people get free stuff, skipped lines, and mysteriously better customer service? Two words: pretty privilege 💅💋 In this episode, Dani & Dari are getting real about the perks (and petty drama) that come with being easy on the eyes—whether it’s on the ‘gram or IRL 👀📱 They’re breaking down the beauty bias, sharing wild real-life stories, spilling what they’ve seen go down on social media, and asking the big questions—like which Disney princess is riding the pretty privilege wave the hardest (we have thoughts, and yes, it's controversial 👑😤). Is it unfair? Absolutely. Is it fascinating? 100%. And are we a little bitter? Maybe just a tiny bit 😌🫶 So grab your gloss, sip something cute, and join the convo that’s equal parts hilarious, chaotic, and suspiciously relatable. Welcome to the episode where looks do matter (but we’re gonna laugh about it anyway) 💖🎙️We hope you enjoy! All Social Media:@owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design:Instagram: @pablomarquez8Music:Instagram: @lurvbeatz

Let the chaos begin 😈💥 because in this episode, Dani & Dari are putting their reputations and their friendship on the line with a game of Who’s Most Likely To? 💅🎤 Spoiler: it gets unhinged FAST. We’re talking dramatic accusations, unexpected confessions, and a whole lot of "wait… you REALLY think I’d do that?!" 😳💀 From who's most likely to get banned from a place for being a little too chaotic?🚨🤦🏻‍♀️, to who would 100% expose someone on the podcast by accident? 🎙️😳, nothing is off-limits. Expect chaotic laughter, petty debates, and emotional damage in the cutest form possible 💔🫶 Will we still be besties after this? Probably. Will we secretly hold grudges forever? Also yes 😌✍️ So grab a snack, play along, and come roast (or defend!) your faves—this one’s messy, juicy, and so unserious. 💖🎙️

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Get ready to feel exposed (in the most adorable way) 🧓🏼🫶 because in this episode, Dani & Dari are confronting a shocking truth: we might actually be secret grandmas in our 20s 😭💥 From ranting about "kids these days" 👶🏼🚫 to getting way too hype over herbal tea, heating pads, and early bedtimes 😴—we're unpacking ALL the cozy, slightly crusty, old-soul habits we’ve accidentally adopted. 🧦📚✨ We’re talking slow mornings, home remedies (Vicks cures everything, don’t argue 🫢), deep puzzles obsession, and how complaining about "how fast the year is flying" has become our favorite sport 😭📅 Plus: dramatic sighing, saving plastic bags, and why we think brunch should be mandatory and clubs should start at 4 PM. 🥂 So grab your rocking chair, fluff your pillows, and let's spiral into grandma-core chaos together. 🎙️🧶

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Grab your bestie and your iced coffee, because this week, Dani & Dari are laying down the ultimate GIRL CODE 📜💄✨ We're talking all the unspoken rules that every girl just knows—from hyping each other up in the bathroom to the sacred art of texting updates mid-date (we’ve all been there, bestie 📱👀). They’re dishing on the non-negotiables (like never going after your friend’s crush—duh), the chaotic moments when girl code was broken (brace yourself 😬), and the unbreakable bonds that make girlhood magic. It's messy, it's hilarious, it's a full-blown love letter to friendship, loyalty, and calling out shady behavior when you see it 👑💅🏼 So put on your lip gloss, text your BFF "listen to this rn," and let’s get into it! 💖🎀

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🚩 Prepare to feel personally attacked (in the best way) because in this episode, Dani & Dari are spilling ALL the tea on friendship red flags 💅👯‍♀️ From the low-key shade that’s not actually a joke 😒 to friends who mysteriously disappear every time you need them 🙃—we’re calling it all out. We’re talking fake support, constant competition, one-sided effort, and those weird vibes you know you’re not imagining 👀💬 Ever had a friend who turns every convo into a TED Talk about themselves? Or suddenly treats your success like a threat? 🚨 Yeah… red flag CITY. It’s unfiltered, it’s therapeutic, it’s probably going to have you reevaluating your group chat 😬📱 But hey—growth is messy and we’re here for the chaos. Buckle up and bring your emotional support snack 🍿💔

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Get ready to spiral (in the best way) 😵‍💫 because in this episode, Dani & Dari are getting way too real about life in your 20s 🫠✨ We’re talking expectations vs. reality—like, remember when we thought we’d have it all figured out by now? LOL. No. Just vibes and identity crises. 🫢💼 From career confusion to friendship breakups, quarter-life chaos, and the daily internal scream of “what am I doing??” 😬🔍—we’re unpacking it all. Why does no one prepare you for the weird in-between of adult but not really? 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏼‍♂️ We’re breaking down the awkward lessons, the messy glow-ups, and the moment you realize you’re winging life more than your eyeliner (and THAT is saying something 🖤). Plus: the pressure to "have a plan," the myth of the dream job, and why being lost might actually be the secret sauce 🌪️➡️🌈 It’s honest, it’s hilarious, it’s comforting chaos—and if you’ve ever cried while eating toast at midnight thinking about your purpose 🍞😭🎢… this one’s for you. Let’s normalize the mess and laugh through the existential dread together 🥂💁🏻‍♀️ Let’s get into it 🧠💥

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Get ready to have your mind blown 🤯 because in this episode, Dani & Dari are diving into the wildest facts you definitely didn’t learn in school ✏️📓 We’re talking Barbie and Ken’s real names (yes, they had full government names 😳), the shocking truth about Doritos’ original flavor (spoiler: it was... nothing), and the secret Starbucks cup size no one talks about ☕️👀. Oh—and did you know Post Malone used to be a Minecraft YouTuber?! The plot twist of the century. But we’re not stopping at pop culture chaos—we’re getting weird with science too 🧪💥 From ketchup once being sold as MEDICINE (hello, doctor??) 👩🏻‍⚕️to McDonald’s trying to make bubblegum-flavored broccoli (please... why), and even a legit invisibility cloak in development 🧙🏻‍♂️✨. Plus, the water you’re drinking? Yeah… someone else probably already drank it. Ew.🥤🤢 But also, wow? It’s strange, it’s hilarious, it’s educational (kinda?)—and we’re reacting to it all with our full unfiltered chaos. Buckle up, because your brain is about to be shook in the best way 🧠⚡ Let’s get into it!

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Obsessed? Us? Never… okay, maybe just a little. 😏🎧 Dani & Dari are back, but this time, they’re not alone—Pablo is joining in as we dive DEEP into our current obsessions. From the music, shows, and the internet trends we just can’t shut up about! From the artists ruling our playlists like JADE, Tate, and Sabrina— which have been on repeat! 🎶 to the shows taking over our screens—whether it’s messy reality TV like the new bombshells in Love Island or betrayals on Survivor🔪🌴 thrilling mysteries like The Night Agent or Only Murders in the Building 🔍 to or real-life stories that had us spiraling such as The Watcher and A Good American Family 👀😱 And of course, we HAVE to talk about the internet’s weirdest and most wonderful obsessions—the revolving door dance 💃🚪 kids sharing cookies challenge 🍪 and the oddly satisfying world of horse hoof cleaning 🐴✨ and grass cutting 🌿. No, we don’t know how we got here either. So grab your latest hyperfixation, hit play, and let’s get into it! 🎙️🔥 #ObsessedAndUnapologetic

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