Settle in for the long haul, because Trace and John are breaking past all TAICHI Timer limits this week to give a full rundown of AEW’s Revolution PPV; get extremely hyped about Lance Archer’s signing; lose their minds over Kenny Omega and PAC’s Iron Man Match; contemplate the continued lack of direction for many of NXT’s top stars; compare Charlotte Flair to Bret Hart; and imagine what the world will be like when Ilhan Omar gets her Gundam.

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