The good ship Planet Porky returns with Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones at the helm.

Today's newsworthy talking points include: the cold April weather, carnage on the roads, the police, your favourite childhood confectionary, driverless cars, technological advancement, calling home from the sky, Boris' interior decoration scandal, John Lewis, why Dominic Cummings seems to be so bitter, cheesy managers being the best managers, creative tension in the office, Jean Butler, the Welsh language, being an old dad, Ian Wright, physical and mental struggles with difficult parents, Ringo's latest Beatles tale, and whether Mike Parry will ever get round to penning his autobiography. It's the audio equivalent of a page-turner, it's Life on Planet Porky! 

Follow the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky or Mike is: @MikeParry8 while you can find Lesley-Ann: @LAJwriter.

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