This week, we get into Universal Soldier. Is it an action comedy, or a comedy with action? How long does it take for Jean-Claude Van Damme to expose his perfectly chiseled ass? Is this basically a Terminator knockoff? 

Listen along as we unpack the above questions.

Zombie Zealots zip, zigzag, and zero in on a zippy jezebel and another zombie at his zenith! Huey kablooey! Talent taping television pre-termination! Asking 80s action actors to acquire American accents! Female phone fumbling! Return of the “damn, he’s good” trope! Garth’s spinal stem? Best dead driver award! Cranky at the Yankee! Chris’ soaked and slippery beat boxing, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made. 

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