This week, we put our lives on the line while reviewing Life on the Line; a movie about life on the line, where the line between the life off the line and the life off the line is constantly on the line… for life. That’s a really convoluted way to say a whole bunch of nothing, which is fitting for a movie of this caliber. 

Yelling: 

Linemen labor on the line living lives within a lethal landscape, and lap up lots of liquor living with a looming liver loss liability! Hymens busted by linemen! Bob’s jizz bucket redemption arc! Beyond bullshit buildup! Poor and exploitative portrayal of PTSD! Duncan’s diner diamond dash! Pre wifey wham-bamming ham slamming! Bad boy’s rapey Bailey boner, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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