Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are ready to roll out at the fizz as another  top-class soiree on Planet Porky gets underway. 

Today they discuss: Pubs finally reopening, using apps instead of cash to order your pint, worrying tensions in the Middle East, the beauty of Jerusalem, Australia's most expensive pub crawl, the perks of being a cabin crew member, La Croisette, Porky's trip to Monaco, Bob Marley, reggae music, Denise Van Outen, trying to replace Piers on Good Morning Britain, Ray Winstone, the demise of Debenhams, 20 signs that you are posh, texting Joe Royle in Latin, popping to the bathroom, Freddie's finest Queen song, and A-list bread adverts. You won't find anything except the upper crust here on Planet Porky.   

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