Things in Oceania are really heating up!  This time around, our hero Winston gets up to some seriously illegal (romantic) mischief.  Rachel falls down the side of a mountain.  Jackie refuses to put a price on her dignity. Theo gets decked by a fourth grader.  Thoo, if you’re out there, get in touch.  Topics include: Ireland, Cook Out, pirates, No Nut November, goiter treatment tips, a pleasant Covid surprise, Elisir Novasalus, Jeff Bezos (our nemesis), Arnold Schwarzenegger, chopper controversy, and Cheerwine.

Content warning: sexual assault, violence, murder, racism, fatphobia

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