Welcome to the first original Blondies Out Loud episode of 2026 — and wow… we are flying high, desperately blonde, and fully in need of adult supervision.

The boys are officially back and getting hyped for Blondies Battles coming to a city near you (or… kind of near… possibly far… but stay tuned). We also put our dignity on the line by sharing our worst, weirdest, most unhinged pickup lines — because nothing says fresh start like flirting poorly at a bar. Drop your best (or worst) pickup lines in the comments… we need them.

Hayden has some exciting news to share, the boys have been traveling, and as always, Blondies + travel = absolute chaos. New year, same energy, no lessons learned.

Thanks for being here with us in 2026 — hit subscribe, buckle up, and let’s see where this year takes us. 💛✈️🍸

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🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.