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8th Aug 2020 - Please rate review and subscribe. Thanks.

This week Dan and Will discuss comedy and laughing at your own jokes. Live Preds/Yotes game 4 watchalong. Bubble life for the players is weird. The round robin is boring and ultimately pointless. Real people kneeling because hockey people wouldnt. Dan is called an antichrist worshipper. Satinism. We talk about Matt Dumba leading a revolution. The Stars and Knights players taking a knee. Robin Lehner being a changed man. The real playoffs have started and it is BRILLIANT. We take a look at each series stories that we like. Stuff such as James Neal angry old man. Duncan Keith not old anymore. The Canes look good. The scary stuff regarding the Muzzin injury. Is Sid injured? So sorry for the Jets. Tkachuk squad attack! All this and all the other news.

31st July 2020 - Please rate review and subscribe. This week Dan and Will review the games so far. We wonder about Nic Anelka getting his own documentary. The NHL is standing in line to do something but we dont know what. The Pens/Flyers rivalry is not fierce. National anthems for who exactly? I am livid about what Tuuka Rask did. The Avalanche are also trash but its okay because they will do better. WHATEVER! Well done to the Wild and Avs for making the non white players stand away from them. Lou Williams is a top lad. John Chayka is gone from the Yotes and the language used in the release statement shook me. Mitch Marner is doing what to a pillow? We pit ourselves against my wife, my 8 year old daughter, a PS4 and a coin. The first ever 2B1P addendum and a ton of other stuff as well.

24th Jul 2020. Please rate review and subscribe.

This week Dan and Will look at fixing the shootouts by moving to one on one. Would you pick a goalie or a skater for half rink. Would you report a player on an opposite team for breaking the bubble? I would. The Wild have a dress code and its amazing. Will and I discuss what we would wear if we could wear anything. It gets very British. Toews has some weird comments on Covid. Torts and I agree on the Olympics. Would you retire a players number at 17 after one full season. The Kraken are here and its good. I love all of it which means they will fail. All of this and more.

17th July 2020 Please rate review and subscribe. Thanks

Dan and Will discuss things being cake. How the Brock Boeser trade rumour started? Why it started and what it means for other teams. A stagnant salary cap should make for an interesting time. Players breaking bubble rules and what will happen to them. Players who opted out. Marc Bergevin took a phone call from Karl Alzner. Sidney Crosby as your homework buddy at school must have been awful. The Leafs using refs at practice is genius. Is Brendan Shanahan sexually kinky with refs. Yeah why not? Auston Matthew is up for an award and what an award. Why Alain Vigneault for the Jack Adams is cheating. Some opinions on the Calder and the Masterton. All this and the usual guff.

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10th Jul 2020 – This week Dan and will look at the CBA. Will thinks it’s interesting. Dan isn’t sure but there are some good points raised re the owners trying to jib the players and the players ending up being voluntary workers. Why don’t we get trade rumours like we get soccer transfer rumours. The Tefldon Don Peter Chiarelli makes an appearance for the first time in a long time and of course he brings us all joy. Is he employed anywhere right now? Lindy Ruff is the new guy in New Jersey and while surprising maybe there could be other factors at work. Dan heard a great rumour about the Molson family and the Penguins and hopefully its true because we all love pettiness. Dan has two hot takes for Will that are always bubbling around his head and he lets them loose. One involves Erik Karlsson and the other involves Martin Brodeur. Wills hot take involves the misery of a young man. All this and the usual buffoonery.

3rd July 2020 – Please rate review and subscribe. Thanks

This week Dan and Will celebrate two very important holidays. We talk about the Kings depth getting better and better. Hub cities. Yawn. Why teams taking Byfield at first would be a good idea using NHL20 logic. We then go through each 2nd phase lottery team and find out why they would be a good choice or a bad choice to get 1st overall. FYI I have a rant about the Calgary Flames. Sorry Flames fans. When is Dan going to kill Will? Dan wants one team to win the draft more than any other. Some of these were very obvious good/bad choices and some not so much. One topic that we spent a while on but all the usual faffing about.

27th Jun 2020 - Please rate review and subscribe. Thanks.

This week and Will discuss Novak Djokovic being a doofus and Marcus Rashford being an absolute ledge. Auston Matthews has COVID but should Steve Simmons have reported that? Does he get more press because he is reporting on a Leafs player? Dan Carcilo is the lead plaintiff in a lawsuit against the CHL. What could be the ramifications from it. Artemi Panarin spoke out against the owners and escrow. How that relates to a zoo near Dan and how Joe Schmo has more in common with Millionaire hockey players than we think. What should be the criteria for the Hall of fame. Is there a fuck you Russia section of the hall of fame? Before the draft we did five minutes on a prediction and boy were we wrong. All that and the usual guff.

19th June 2020. Please rate 5 stars, review and subscribe. Thank you.

This week Dan and Will wonder if Muse are good. The Hart conversation is back up and running. Who we would choose? The real department of player safety is back for two more seasons. I explain to Will why he still has importance to teams. We send some love to Diego to Tortoise who legit helped to save a species on his own. Maybe he would get a statue? Will explains why Roman Polak is deciding to snub the NHL to stay at home. Brendan Leipsic is on his way to ...you guessed it, the KHL. Why do they keep taking people with problems? The Buffalo Sabres are in a real tailspin. We don't get why Billionaires don't have any money left after only ten weeks of no income. How close are the Sabres to becoming the new Sens? We should remember the good times though for Jason Botterill. Honestly there was at least one. Pavel Datsyuk is apparently locked up in a monastery with a guy who has some real choice pictures on the wall. It looks like a conspiracy involving chopping wood is also afoot. All of this and the usual guff.  

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12th June 2020 – This week Dan and Will talk about the Diversity Alliance. What it can hopefully accomplish and who is involved. Will it be able to hold the league to account? The NHL is also starting an inclusion council which sounds to us like it’s a bunch of white people telling players of colour what to do. We hold out hope though as it may have taken the league an age to catch up but at least it is on the way now. The league did however release a video of Tyler Seguin and his amazing social media interactions. I assume that’s what it was for because that’s how it came across. Could a Hart trophy winner be a goalie again? Probably not if your name is Connor Hellebuyck. Why? Because his name isn’t Carey Price or Dominik Hasek. In all seriousness though There hasn’t been a clearer Hart trophy winner in all senses of the award in a long time. His figures are insane. We talk about the confederate flag and why people care about it. Obviously we don’t know. A little tickle into NASCAR and why do people enjoy watching cars on a track? The Ottawa Senators foundation is no longer a part of the Ottawa Senators because of course it isn’t. This leads to speculation about vampires and paying off billion dollar court cases. Tyson Barrie was sick of all the short jokes and loads of other guff.

5th June 2020 - Please rate 5 stars, review and subscribe. Thanks a lot.

Thankfully hockey took a back seat this week to more pressing issues. The continued fallout of the George Floyd murder. The continued protests against the police and the racism issues it has. We also discuss the players and team statements that seemed wishy washy from some to well thought out from others. Do we expect too much from players who are shielded from the outside world for so long. We discuss our lives and how we have approached living in a predominantly white area. Kendall Coyne-Schofield draws some ire out from us for her tweets and so called apology tweet. We have a little bit of hockey news. The playoffs will be reseeded and it will be interesting to see what match ups that throws together. Would the owners try to insure a change in the CBA by inserting some kind of pandemic clause. All that and a bit more stuff.