***Have you ever wanted to take a chance and test your mettle in one of our dungeons, but your more cautious inclinations restrained your adventurous spirit? Have you considered adventuring with the safety of an experienced guide? Pop Pop has been adventuring since most of your grandparents' grandparents were out there adventuring, and so he's seen and forgotten more than most men could hope to learn in a lifetime. With discount and group rates available, what have you got to lose? Come on down to Pop Pop's, where we take full responsibility for your excitement, entertainment, and fun. Pop Pop assumes no actual responsibility for your excitement, entertainment, and/or fun, and further is not liable for any lost or damaged objects or adventurers, and safety is anything but guaranteed. ***