2 Friends On A Couch

In this, an uncharacteristically short episode, we discuss #theHardestPart of loving films. Pixels, Pixar, Star Wars and even #Wishbone are fuel for our discussion. We learn that Devon is a #OneAndDoneSally. #SpoilersProbably

In this second follow up to "Appe-Teasers" we tackle the other two R's of Reading and 'Riting! There's talk of High School, Catholic School, Restaurants, Lost Childhoods, Corporal Punishment, and More.

In this oddly math-heavy episode, Nicki tells the much-teased tale of her cousin falling into a large body of water in the midst of a high-speed car chase, Devon can't remember the name of a Darren Aronofsky film, and Nicki delivers her monologue on the capricious and overly-complicated system of women's bra sizing. Does Devon remember the name of the film? How big is a DD, really? Find out, next, on Sixty-One Minutes!

We roll a 61, and then a 44 for the length of the episode, but Devon has dinner plans so we bank those times for future episodes and throw out some teasers. Dave in the Drink, I'm just saying. Shouts out to Doug Loves Movies and The Flop House podcasts. We apologize to Tom Hanks because Devon loves you.

And never, EVER should you work at a gas station. Never.

#DLM #thisisaMANSWORLD #Devonlovesyou #DennisduhMenace #RhodeShow #RhodeShowCallUs

We introduce Phil for the first time, both fictitious and also Nicki's neighbor IRL. We mention our favorite mezcal (again). Nicki attempts to explain her non-sexual objectification of the Rock... somehow Pony Play gets tangled up in it. The WonderStraw gets its big debut but doesn't prevent Devon from spilling his beer. Go see Antman! #OwlSay #MediterraneanBurritos #witchesnotbitches #bitchesnotwitches

Zach Galifianakis sells Devon a cell phone; we discuss the harsh realities of Allentown, PA; Nicki again vaguely references the land from which she hails. Ben Vereen gets a solid mention and of course, the new hashtag #tippinforpippin.

Enjoy!

Addendum: Eddie Vedder kind of sucks and Pearl-flavored Jam would hurt one's throat.

Devon's mastery of bullshittting is on full display, while Nicki is forced to conceive a list of celebrities she would want to sleep with should the occasion arise, but somehow guest Jeremiah is the one who's put on the spot.

Also travel tips (or is it tips: TRAVEL?)

Either way I can see for miles...

Devon tells some serious High School stories, Nicki vaguely references the land from which she hails, and they both go surfing on a sound wave!

As promised Nicki finally tells the Face-Punch story!

Devon lays it all on the table, Nicki celebrates antiquated technology, and they both accept their meandering ways.