The Gleepening is back. That means we finished another year of the pod. To celebrate we are talking about mimes and ghost hunters. There is a quick audio analysis before we start a rousing game of the fan favorite - mental tic tac toe. We also play hangman (which is really good in an audio format) because we are amazing podcast hosts. Also, we completely overhaul and fix every sport that exists. Every. Sport.

P.S. you are allowed to laugh at Colton because he doesn't know how to properly spell cantaloupe.

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Another Bankmas Eve episode is here...who would've guessed. Seems a little late since it's February, but the show must go on. Will Stephanie Tanner finally tell us how to wreck a date in even one way in this episode? No.

Bankmas Eve 3 is back for a second part...and we all know what that means. With more Bankmas Eve 3 comes more of Stephanie Tanner's problems. Will we even learn one out of the ten ways to wreck a date in this part of the book? No. No we will not. SPOILER ALERT by the way.

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Today is Bankmas Eve, and to celebrate we are going to be reading from our favorite book. It also wouldn't feel right if we didn't revisit the Treasury of American Humor, for the first time in a long time, in order to tell let you experience the best story ever written. This is a full time reading episode, so buckle your belt and tie your shoes.

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Wouldn't it be funny if cartoons were Chinese? No, I'm not talking about Chinese cartoons. I'm specifically talking about cartoons dubbed over by a Chinese guy. We also cast the actors for our brand new movie based on Rock, Paper, Scissors (we will discuss the plot at a later date if this episode gets two upvotes and/or if we feel like it). On top of all of that, Brad is back (yeah, same Brad), and Joey's not too happy. Also, bugle riddle.

Have you ever played naked lawn darts?

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Have you ever met any other poohs?

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Noah is constantly finding teeth everywhere he goes, and the Tooth Fairy won't do anything about it. Colton has a brand new business idea. We also read some 60+ soup jokes and discuss the differences between our Thanksgiving dinners.

P.S. The pod picture was not changed to a picture of a buffet because it was downloaded was a WEBP file, just look up a picture of a buffet (furniture) for full immersion into this episode.

Want to know Noah's racist soup joke?

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Have you been keeping track of our pod sneezes?

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cheesy roll up

This episode starts off like any other classic episode that we've ever released. We even delve into the inner workings of working at Subway, however; enjoyment can't last forever, not when the threat of the worst and most confusing fast food item ever created looms in the back of our minds. The cheesy roll up from Taco Bell is so disturbing, it took over this episode completely and also the next one.

Have you ever taken a sub class?

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Do you have any "birds have feathers" thoughts that I can add to my list?

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This one is all about being kidnapped. Join us as we discover who Amber Alert really was, and learn about multiple different kidnappings. Don't worry, it's not all sadness and sniffles, we make sure to leave this episode with a happy ending...relatively speaking of course. I don't know, maybe riddles will cheer everyone up.

Have you been kidnapped? Email us and we will try to help you.

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This episode is a death episode. We start by discussing the presidential assassination attempt that everyone has been talking about. We then move our conversation to the famous killings of the London Stabber. And finally, Noah hatches a plan to enact a new law by explaining Budd Dwyer's death to Governor Tim Walz.

When do you think 'Ol James C. is going to die?

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Did you know the name of the Midnight Tipster before we figured it out?

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