Sit back and listen to this curated Goldilocks episode-straight from my record to yours! But really, you can find gems like this at https://archive.org/. It just takes a little sleuthing (and listening) to find ancient gems like this!

For a history on the "Most Wanted" or "Wanted, Dead or Alive" posters, click here!

For a recipe for that oh-so-perfect porridge that Goldilocks got sent to the slammer for, click here!

While we here at Beast do not advocate for frontier justice, I did really want G to go to jail, and rot there permanently. For an idea of what frontier justice is, click here!

See you Beasts so very soon!