It is months and we have finally gotten back together. I got some snippings done, and we chatter about horny vampires, a book of a traumatized child, and piss on the floor.  Please don't slip, I lost my wet floor sign so like, just...avoid that area, okay? Oh no, did you have socks on? Oh gosh, I'm sorry man.

Hey guys, it's us again. Double trouble, white-knuckled cause we got spinach dip on our hands. We made spinach dip again. It's good. Also, I have an apartment to pod in now! and it's my bday! as the title says. Stay safe and wear a mask. 

Hey guys we're back. Ya probably already know why we lapsed a bit. The virus...yeah that's fun. We're trying to keep safe and should you, don't let your age trick you into thinking you can't get it. Be smart. Real talk over.

Today we chatted about things! Like ASMR: Mcdonald edition, a terrible book Jannel found to read to us all, and a little chill time afterwards. it was mostly reading this shitty book and wanting to strangle the author. And heed our words listeners, "who will defend you when there are wolves around?"

Today, J finally does what she always been talking about. She did a myth! Bastard version! And we shit on books with long series cause listen. L i s t e n. We love books. Love em, love to read em. But man some are too long dude. Too long I ain't got time. Also this episode's guest star: Lintball the cat. She doesn't say much cause she *knows* too much.

Back at it again with our two-hour mark. Enjoy the 1st hour of quiet crafting as I practice my new skill of embroidery. Watch the fuck out Grandma! Then await the 2nd hour of sudden chatter of children who get eaten by demons, furry wolf boys doing their best in some dumb ways. And the usual stuff.

Disclaimer: our word of the day, "Tarbaby" well. J was told it meant something different then what we feared. We looked it up, it is what we feared. Racist. Sorry.

Back and chilling with some late munch and cronchs. Also, we return to our roots (like remember how we said this podcast was for myths and fics? yea) and we talk about mukbang and a dark saucy theory.