Ring in the holidays with a triple play of yacht rock.  How these bands found their names, what your record company does when you're late putting out albums, and does anyone quote Kurt Loder?  You'll sing along with your upturned fist in front of you. There's just no other way.

The Idiots wax poetic on this seminal grunge band from their salad days of college.  Hear how Pearl Jam avoided Ticketmaster, who the hell is Mookie Blaylock, and did you want to be Ponch or John from CHiPs?

Your stairway lies on the whispering wind, and it leads not to heaven but to a couple of Idiots.  Hear about copycat lawsuits, Robert Plant's magic appendage, and how much alcohol is reasonable for breakfast.

No education or thought control needed, and you can nix that dark sarcasm in class as well.  Take a dive with the Idiots as they burrow into the band you listened to while cleaning your pot.

Just like a prayer, we'll take you there.  Let the queen assume her throne as the Idiots pay homage to their first female artist.

Check in with the Idiots to hear about their new schedule.  C'mon, you know you're curious...

Edgar Allan Poe never had a band, but if he did they might sound like these fellows from Seattle.  Don't do drugs, kids.

The Idiots have a go at not just one Duran, but both of them.  Learn what it takes to get your song in a Bond movie.... balls!

There are things known and things unknown, and in between are The Doors -- and a couple of Idiots.  In this episode, the lads debate whether the Doors are a jam band, why Morrison is so damned attractive to twenty somethings, and timing a song's apex with your own.  

You're out of touch, I'm out of time.  But we're out of our heads if you don't hear what the Idiots have to say about this pop duo from Philly.