Where do we even start?! Catching up with Melissa before she heads back to her travel assignment, we cover all sorts of things and screentime is one of them. Death by Bloody Mary Bar, farts, the ABC After School Special, and what the hell does BTS stand for? We're talking about all the things.

Danielle and guest co-host Brandi cover the good, the bad, and the stinky parts of living with your significant other. Invisible laundry baskets, sleep farts, snuggling, sex, merging households, pets, and kids-- cohabitating gets a lot more interesting when you're a mom.

Melissa is BACK! Grab a cuppa, get comfortable, and get ready to laugh your butt off when we catch up with our no-longer-working/vacationing/missing cohost. We'll also introduce our FIRST selection in our #BookClubBitches. You've got til December to finish it, because we all know that Danielle can't finish a book in a month.

Danielle talks with our guest, Brandi, about the ins and outs of what to do when you've got something to say to your kid's teacher, maintaining your cool, calm, collected self when doing so (even if you really want to give them the what-for), and how to survive a parent-teacher conference (and how to find out if you should even go. Hint: If your kid doesn't have an A... go.)

Gear up for a mental workout while your favorite filterless Moms arm you for homework battles big and small! Get out your pencil and your notebook, there'll be a quiz at the end (we're kidding about that... or are we?)

Money-saving tips on purchasing dorm room gear, navigating what to bring, and what to leave at home!

Episode note: About 45 minutes in, an emergency vehicle can be heard. You're not being pulled over. Okay, you might be. Look in your rearview just to make sure.

Hoo boy, Part 2 of our Back to School Badassery is full of meal planning hacks, lunch bag survival tips, how to prepare a food plan for the kid who has an away game, and a recap on what you missed while we were gone last week. Later this week, we'll release our FIRST minisode about Dorm Hacks to continue our Back to School Badassery!

With Back to School right around the corner, we're giving up all of our shopping hacks so you can save a whole lot of money while trying to keep your sh*t together after you've read the 22-item-long supply list. For each kid.

The Big D. No one wants to talk about it, but here we are... talking about it. How do you talk to your teen/preteen about death when it's expected and when it's not? Murder? Suicide? Overdose? What if their friend's parent or sibling dies? Join us as we wander through the valley of the shadow of... well, you know. Today, we're talking about the hard stuff so you're not caught off-guard if you end up having to talk about it with your kids (and we really hope you never have to have these conversations).

Since we've hopped into the sweaty locker room of puberty... we might as well dip our toes in the dramatically divisive world of dating. No, not you... that's what Bumble is for. Get prepared for that lovely day when your kid comes home all excited and you find out they're dating someone (and he's a total dreamboat, Mom!)