🍕🍕 Two Pizzas in a Podcast 🍕🍕

The crew fires up the oven for a full-on Bruins episode as we celebrate Zdeno Chara’s legendary number retirement 🐻‍❄️🏒 (yes, the man, the myth, the skyscraper).

Things get unhinged fast when we tell a story about David being KICKED OUT of the room during a Bruins playoff game 🚫😬 — allegedly innocent, allegedly misunderstood.

🧿😱 Meanwhile, Justin confronts his dark past as a certified playoff jinx and tries to undo years of bad juju in real time.

🤔⬆️ We debate which Bruins players deserve to have their numbers retired next and then—because chaos loves company—🚨Bruins trade breaking news drops mid-episode.

Hockey takes, bad luck confessions, and way too much Bruins passion—just how we like it. From the Garden to the oven… let’s cook 🔥🍕

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🏒😬 The crew breaks down the current state of our favorite hockey team

👀🐻 We relive our run-ins with Boston Bruins players (some cooler than others)

Important questions are asked:

➡️ Has anyone actually finished a chapstick? 💄❌

➡️ Who already blew their New Year’s resolution… and it’s not even close? 🎯💥

🍕🔥 Hot takes, cold locker rooms, and zero self-control — just another slice of chaos

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Giuli the CEO is away 😱 so the boys take full advantage and go full hockey mode 🥅

🔥Hot takes, cold ice, questionable opinions, and zero adult supervision

🤪 Grab a slice and drop the puck — this one’s for the hockey fans! 🏒🍕😂

🎉🍕 Two Pizzas in a Podcast | New Year, Same Chaos 🍕🎉

New Year, new questionable resolutions

😅 🧢 Justin shows up rocking a hat that’s clearly a size too small

🧠 Scott surprisingly gets DEEP with his New Year’s goal

🎮 Juicebox Boy dominates yet another fake college championship… via video games

Big laughs, bold resolutions, and zero follow-through guaranteed 😂 Hit play and start the year the Two Pizzas way 🍕🍕🎆

🍕🎬 Two Pizzas in a Podcast | Bloopers & Best Shorts

What happens when the mics stay on and the brains turn off? 🤯 We dig into our funniest bloopers, revisit our favorite YouTube Shorts, and expose moments that were never supposed to see the light of day

😬🎤 Missed cues, bad takes, uncontrollable laughter — this episode has it all. From pizza-fueled chaos to “why did we post that?” moments… enjoy the mess 🍕😂

🍕🍕 Two Pizzas in a Podcast — Naughty or Nice? 🎅😈

Is the crew on the nice list… or are we getting coal? 👀 This week, the guys debate the new Boston Bruins stadium jerseys 🏒🔥

🎅Santa Claus makes a surprise appearance 🎅🎤 — and Justin + Juicebox Boy cannot get over how much Santa sounds exactly like Scott 🤯😂

We also tackle the ultimate holiday debate 🎄⚖️: 👉 Christmas Eve or Christmas Day — which is better?!

Plus, we pour one out for David, who bravely took the night off 😴👏 (and was deeply missed).

🎁 Holiday chaos 🍕 Questionable behavior 🎙️ Suspiciously familiar Santa

🎬 Two Pizzas in a Pod… Cast dives deep into the chaos of Reality TV editing — the Frankenbites, the suspicious zoom-ins, and the producers who clearly haven’t slept since 2012.

🧩 Justin gives his expert (a.k.a. unhinged) take on how editing might REALLY be going behind the scenes.

🏠 We also launch our official campaign to get CEO Giuli cast on Big Brother. CBS… call us. She’s ready. (We think.)

🌹 Justin wraps it all up by describing his Bachelor date — candles, roses, and at least one moment where he definitely tripped.

🍕 Come hang with us for laughs, chaos, and pizza-level warmth.

🎙️ Two Pizzas in a Podcast – Thanksgiving Chaos Edition 🦃🍕

This week, the crew recaps a very questionable Thanksgiving:

🧩 Giuli the CEO vs. Spelling — spoiler: autocorrect has left the chat

🎥 Scott still can’t find his “good side”… does it even exist?

🐴 Justin bravely admits he got waitlisted at a prestigious horseshoeing college

🔧 David the Engineer → Promoted to Fact Checker (big power shift 💼)

📸 Juicebox Boy passionately argues why we NEEDED a new camera tripod… like yesterday

✈️ Airplane etiquette debate: Shoes on or off?!

🧦🩴 Socks with Crocs… fashion or felony?

🍕 Come for the Thanksgiving recap — stay for the chaos. And the carbs. Always the carbs.

🎙️ Two Pizzas in a Pod… Cast is back with a new episode

🔥 Hot Takes Alert: The crew dives in with their spiciest opinions yet — hotter than Guy Fieri’s hair gel.

🎤 Favorite Reality TV Hosts: Jeff “Bring Me Your Torches” Probst gets GOAT status, Guy Fieri gets praised, and Steve Harvey becomes the unexpected philosopher of the episode. 🦃 Thanksgiving Sides Showdown: It starts innocent… but then yams enter the chat.

🍠 JUSTIN’S YAM BREAKDOWN: Justin absolutely loses it over marshmallows on yams. Scott can’t breathe. The crew spirals. Chaos reigns.

🤣 The Ultimate LOL Episode: Microphone slaps, off-topic rants, questionable cooking opinions, and a debate that somehow ends with Probst deciding Thanksgiving tribal council.

🍕 Two Pizzas in a Podcast – This Week’s Slice 🍕

This week’s episode has everything we never planned for:

🏈 We formally apologize to the New England Patriots (it was overdue… allegedly).

🎤 Scott cannot stop touching the microphone — seriously, it’s becoming its own subplot.

😤 Justin finally gets something off his chest and the crew was not ready.

📺 Our whole squad pitches their own Reality TV show ideas, and let’s just say… Hollywood, call us.

Plus all the chaos, laughs, and accidental honesty you’ve come to expect from Two Pizzas in a Podcast.

➡️ Hit play. Bring pizza. Pretend we’re professionals.