<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1981798/open_sms">Send us a text</a>Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it. Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou Lars Xu- Blake White Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams Leda- Lilly Inverse Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Brother Absalom- Girunduu   Luobo Ironside- James Hart Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair <a rel="payment" href="https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD">Support the show</a>

Send us a text Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it. Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou Lars Xu- Blake White Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams Leda- Lilly Inverse Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Brother Absalom- Girunduu Luobo Ironside- James Hart Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair Support the show

<a href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1981798/open_sms" rel="noopener noreferrer">Send us a text</a>Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it. Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou Lars Xu- Blake White Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams Leda- Lilly Inverse Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood Brother Absalom- Girunduu &nbsp; Luobo Ironside- James Hart Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair <a href="https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD" rel="noopener noreferrer">Support the show</a>

2: The 2teg: Are You Sure You're Not Just Really, Really, Really Ill?!

No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato. This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales: - Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions. - Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships. - Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children. - Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands. - Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes. - Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme. - Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play. And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:&nbsp; [https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]

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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato. This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales: - Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions. - Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships. - Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children. - Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands. - Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes. - Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme. - Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play. And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:  [https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]

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