Parsons and Emslie return with another dose of top chat. On today's menu, for starters they talk about massages, for main they talk about haircuts, and for dessert they talk about terrible TV.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)