Happy New Year everyone, the boys are back after the festive period with one of their funniest podcasts yet. This episode starts off with school chat and somehow meanders into a light-hearted chat about death. In the words of Ange Postecoglou, "it's just what we do mate". Don't worry you don't need to understand that reference.

Anyway! If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

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Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

This week, Emslie goes the extra mile to help a stranger and Parsons talks about his Shane McGowan impression at a school assembly. Not sure if you noticed but it's Christmas, so on this weeks festive menu, we indulge in some chat about Christmas traditions, nativity plays and the new fad of every business having a 'wrapped'.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

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https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

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Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

As promised, the boys talk about Emslie's obsession with getting off smartphones and Parsons shares the stresses, trials and tribulations around his upcoming tour (which couldn't be more on sale).

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

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Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

This week the boys marvel at how their on-the-money prediction about Gregg Wallace lead to the demise of his career just days later. Also on the menu, eating alone alone at restaurants, our geekier sides and Parsons' appearance on First Dates.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

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Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

Parsons and Emslie return with another dose of top chat. On today's menu, for starters they talk about massages, for main they talk about haircuts, and for dessert they talk about terrible TV.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

Comedians Joseph Parsons and Joseph Emslie return with a new major hit podcast (they hope). In this first episode, the boys introduce themselves by giving each other a thorough review of their worst personality traits.

Also covered on the show, the boys talk about burner email accounts, dying on stage in a stand up gig and Greg Wallace for some reason (if you're reading this Greg, I'd probably give this podcast a swerve).

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

Parsons and Emslie are relieving the world of UCAS as they get as close to Oxford University as they have ever been (academically it was never going to happen). 

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It's time for something incredibly high brow. It's time for the Tate Modern. With P&E having to speak quieter as to not disturb their fellow art lovers, can Parsons overcome the hurdle of sound quality in the edit? Spoiler alert, he did. Emslie struggles to get his head around art, can Parsons help him see modernism from a different perspective? 

If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslie

Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates

And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

Parsons and Emslie are in London and they've gone to a classic school trip location. If you like rocks, you'll love the Natural History Museum. 

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Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates

And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

Part 2 of Bristol Zoo with Parsons and Emslie! 

If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslie

Fancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoemates

And finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk