Our legend of a friend, Neil, wrote us a theme song and we can't get it out of our heads.

Kim tells us about the time she dated the greasy haired, free loading, rum drinking, Byron Bay pirate. Plus, Rachel can deny she's a cougar all she wants, but after the story about her gym trainer, the evidence isn't exactly in her favour.

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Intro music: Slynk - Call the shots

New Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme